From the imposing heights of Ben Schneggle,
Commanding views of Loch Vulvula.
I took a fair maiden to Schneggle's peak,
And gestured towards the glistening spring.
The sun's rays beating off the water,
Reflected in my true love's eyes.
The gush of fluid swirling within -
Of pleasures in the murky depths
Her milky hand envelopes mine
Pulling me beneath the surface,
To splash in a pool of silky finery,
Swirling between my trembling fingers
Naked in the crisp summer air,
Our weather-beaten bodies lay.
Heightened passions, woozy at altitude,
Drowning in a loch of splendour
A lusty thrust to finish up,
Freshwater trickles down her leg,
And o'er her shoulder, filling my heart
Commanding views of Loch Vulvula